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I’m really good at keeping secrets because five...
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care.
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Guess I must’ve got drunk and married Google at...
Guess I must’ve got drunk and married Google at some point. I can barely get a word out now before it tries to finish my sentence.
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I really hate saying sorry. But when I do, I...
I really hate saying sorry. But when I do, I honestly do mean it.
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That awkward moment when you don’t know how to...
That awkward moment when you don’t know how to smile when someone is taking a picture
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You can’t run from your problems forever....
You can’t run from your problems forever. Eventually, you’ll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them.
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You’re the last thing I see when I go to sleep...
You’re the last thing I see when I go to sleep and the first thing I see when I wake up… Phone, I love you.
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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work...
Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.
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Recently did 12th with Biology and want to do...
Recently did 12th with Biology and want to do BCA.,am i eligible of do'in so? @minglebox
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If a guy said he’ll fix it, he will. There is no...
If a guy said he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
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Girls fall in love by what they hear. Guys fall in...
Girls fall in love by what they hear. Guys fall in love by what they see. That’s why most girls wear makeup and most guys lie.
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One of the most exciting things about life is not...
One of the most exciting things about life is not knowing what’s next.
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I have more unmatched socks than I do matching...
I have more unmatched socks than I do matching socks.
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No, you don’t have “haters”. People just...
No, you don’t have “haters”. People just don’t like you. Get over yourself.
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If I don’t answer my phone the first time you...
If I don’t answer my phone the first time you call, calling 5 more times isn’t going to make me answer.
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It’s actually impossible for my room to stay...
It’s actually impossible for my room to stay clean longer than 24 hours.going to clean right now need a helping hand,will you help me?
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S:
F.R.I.E.N.D.S: (F)ight for you. (R)espect you. (I)nvolve you. (E)ncourage you. (N)eed you. (D)eserve you. (S)ave you.
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Be crazy, be weird, and don’t be afraid of what...
Be crazy, be weird, and don’t be afraid of what anybody thinks.
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When I turn 19 and my parents try to get me to do...
When I turn 19 and my parents try to get me to do something I’ll just be like “Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.”
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Marriage is like a public toilet.Those waiting...
Marriage is like a public toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in.Those inside are desperate to get out
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That awkward moment when you realize you’ve been...
That awkward moment when you realize you’ve been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life.
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Nobody has a perfect life. Everybody has their own...
Nobody has a perfect life. Everybody has their own problems. Some people just know how to deal with them without revealing it.
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Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions...
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises
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Just because you miss someone, doesn’t mean they...
Just because you miss someone, doesn’t mean they belong in your life.
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Who is this I just got a new phone?” Really...
Who is this I just got a new phone?” Really means I didn’t bother to store your number because you aren’t that important
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My ego persuades me to be a lot more confident...
My ego persuades me to be a lot more confident than I should be.