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That awkward moment when you hear yourself eating...
That awkward moment when you hear yourself eating crunchy food, and wonder if other people can hear it too.
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‘‘ Life is the flower for which love is the...
‘‘ Life is the flower for which love is the honey.’’
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I take the L and R on my headphones way too...
I take the L and R on my headphones way too seriously.
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“Message sent failed. Would you like to...
“Message sent failed. Would you like to retry?” Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason.
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That awkward moment when you don’t know what to...
That awkward moment when you don’t know what to do with your life when you leave the computer, so you just get back on.
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Facebook is the second most popular word that...
Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with an ‘F’ and ends with ‘K’ I think we all know what comes First :D
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That awkward moment when you’re actually telling...
That awkward moment when you’re actually telling the truth, but you’re laughing so everyone thinks you’re lying.
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My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on...
My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display.
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Stu(dying)
Stu(dying) Stu(died) Coincidence? I think not.
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Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover...
Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.
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I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable...
I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
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People say nothing’s impossible, but I do...
People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
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My ceiling fan has 3 speeds:
My ceiling fan has 3 speeds: 1) Barely moving. 2) Kinda feels like it’s working. 3) Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone.
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That awkward moment when you realize you can’t...
That awkward moment when you realize you can’t ignore someones message on Facebook anymore because it shows that you’ve read it.
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Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m...
Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.
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A genie gave me three wishes, but he said I...
A genie gave me three wishes, but he said I couldn’t wish for more wishes. So my first wish was for that rule to not exist.
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The best thing about marriage is never needing to...
The best thing about marriage is never needing to use Google. Wives know everything!
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That awkward moment when you don’t know how to...
That awkward moment when you don’t know how to reply to a really sweet text.
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If you’re not fully satisfied with your life, do...
If you’re not fully satisfied with your life, do something about it. Or complain about it on the internet. Whatever you prefer
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Don’t judge me…If you’re reading this then...
Don’t judge me…If you’re reading this then you aren’t working either.
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As a child, I could be anything. As an adult, I...
As a child, I could be anything. As an adult, I just wanna be that child.
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My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to...
My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
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Admit it. At some point in your life you’ve...
Admit it. At some point in your life you’ve tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light turns off
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Ever get mad at your great great great...
Ever get mad at your great great great grandparents for not buying a town when they cost 30 cents?
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Do I know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?...
Do I know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite? "NaBrO"