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Life is like photography, we develop from the...
Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives
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I’m responsible for what I say…not for what...
I’m responsible for what I say…not for what you understand.
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I got sent out of class once at school.The teacher...
I got sent out of class once at school.The teacher yelled at me, “What would your parents say if I called them?’ I replied, “Hello?”
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People are not mirrors, They see you completely...
People are not mirrors, They see you completely differently than the way you see yourself.
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People say that you have to be insane to...
People say that you have to be insane to understand some of the things in life… well, I’m all set!
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Hey! Hey you! Yeah,you!I wanna tell you...
Hey! Hey you! Yeah,you!I wanna tell you something!..Come here..What are you looking at?Oh my gosh, STALKER!LEAVE ME ALONE!
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I wish I could record my dreams and watch them...
I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.
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I can’t even take a picture these days without...
I can’t even take a picture these days without someone yelling at me “You better not put that on Facebook!”
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in...
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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When I’m going to get my own job, I’m going to...
When I’m going to get my own job, I’m going to dictate my status updates to my secretary, and my butler will press the share button.
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I’m sorry… I can’t hear you over the sound...
I’m sorry… I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
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Even a scratch from your pet dog could be fatal so...
Even a scratch from your pet dog could be fatal so BEWARE!
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One of the greatest feelings is knowing you made...
One of the greatest feelings is knowing you made someone smile. :)
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I love it when people call me at 3 AM. “Hey, are...
I love it when people call me at 3 AM. “Hey, are you asleep?” “No, I’m skydiving.”
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People who ask for relationship advice the most...
People who ask for relationship advice the most take it the least.
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Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was...
Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was “reduced fat” so basically it was like going to the gym.
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When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show...
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
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When someone tries to impress you, it means...
When someone tries to impress you, it means they’re impressed by you.
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That awkward moment when you have to stare at a...
That awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes in order to figure out how to reply.
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When standing in line, I only hate the people in...
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool.
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Is anybody do'in B.C.A? or do anybody know about...
Is anybody do'in B.C.A? or do anybody know about B.C.A?
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Parents: Your room is a mess. Me: You should see...
Parents: Your room is a mess. Me: You should see my life.
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I have a bad habit of laughing at inappropriate...
I have a bad habit of laughing at inappropriate moments
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People say nothing’s impossible, but I do...
People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
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I usually don’t care what people are saying...
I usually don’t care what people are saying until they start whispering.