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Blanket on .. too hot. Blanket off .. too cold, one leg out? PERFECT!

Blanket on .. too hot. Blanket off .. too cold, one leg out? PERFECT!

Instead of cashiers saying “here’s your receipt” they should say “will you throw this away for me?”

Instead of cashiers saying “here’s your receipt” they should say “will you throw this away for me?”

A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, “Where were you between four and six?” I said, “Kindergarten.”

A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, “Where were you between four and six?” I said, “Kindergarten.”

Life would be so much easier if I just had a helicopter

Life would be so much easier if I just had a helicopter

3 things I’ve learned in school: Texting without looking, Sleeping without getting caught, TEAMWORK on tests

3 things I’ve learned in school: Texting without looking, Sleeping without getting caught, TEAMWORK on tests